42 carat	To emphasize how good something is
Banged up	In prison
Billionaires	Richer than millionaires
Bird	A woman
Born again ovaltinie	Old person acting young
Bowow	A woman acting rough
Brassic	Skint
Brill	Brilliant
Bruv	Brother
Bunce	Dosh, money
Cash on the hip	Money in your pocket
Century	£100
Civvy street	Out of prison
Collar Felt	Police will find/catch you
Cop	To recieve something
Cop	Short for copper
Copper	A policeman
Cosmic	Outstanding, exceptional
Cushty	Brilliant, everythings fine
Dipstick	An idiot or fool
Dog	A rough woman
Dosh	Cash
Dozy	Really stupid
Douce in bunce	£200
Earner	A job that pays well
Elbow	Finishing with a girlfriend
Enemy	The wife or other half
Funny fags	Cigarettes
Gandhi's revenge	Stomach upset from an Indian curry
Gordon Bennett	Exasperation
Grand	£1000
Heave ho	Ending a relationship
He who dares, wins	Go for the opportunity
Hooky	Stolen
Hump	Annoying or iritating
Jacksie	Backside
Jaffa	One who fires blanks
Khazi	Toilet or washroom
Kosher	Pukka or fine
Lively	Quicker than expected
Lovely jubbly	Marvellous, fantastic
Maxwell money	Insurance payout
Millionaires	Very rich
Monkey	£500
Morrocan woodbines	Drugs, cigarettes
Mutton	Deaf or hard of hearing
Nick	Prison
Noofter	A gay person
Old Bill	Police
Old flame	Girlfriend from the past
Peepers	Eyes
Pirate	Illegal
Plonker	Stupid
Polizia	Police
Pony	£25
Potless	No money anywhere
Poxy	Small
Pranny	Idiot
Preggers	Expecting a 'sprog' or child
Pukka	Perfect or genuine
Readies	Cash
Ruby	Indian cuisine
Sam and ella	Salmonella poisoning
Schtum	To keep quiete
Score	£20
Sharpish	Quick or lively
Sort	Woman or bird
Sprog	Baby
Statelitte	Satellite dish
Stoke on trent	A gay person
Stone me	Exasperation
Stuke	Trouble, as in "we're in stuke"
Tart	Woman with too much makeup
Tart	To make something look better than it is
Terracotta	The ground
This immortal curl	This world
Toe rag	Annoying individual
Triffic	Wonderful or superb
Twonk	An idiot or dipstick
Up the spout	Pregnant
Urgent	Quick or lively
Wack	You can't wack that
Wally	Stupid
Wallybrain	Even more stupid than a wally
Woofter	A gay person
You know it makes sense	Your way is best

Banged up	In prison
Billionaires	Richer than millionaires
Bird	A woman
Born again ovaltinie	Old person acting young
Bowow	A woman acting rough
Brassic	Skint
Brill	Brilliant
Bruv	Brother
Bunce	Dosh, money

Cash on the hip	Money in your pocket
Century	£100
Civvy street	Out of prison
Collar Felt	Police will find/catch you
Cop	To recieve something
Cop	Short for copper
Copper	A policeman
Cosmic	Outstanding, exceptional
Cushty	Brilliant, everythings fine

Dipstick	An idiot or fool
Dog	A rough woman
Dosh	Cash
Dozy	Really stupid
Douce in bunce	£200

Earner	A job that pays well
Elbow	Finishing with a girlfriend
Enemy	The wife or other half

Funny fags

Cigarettes

Gandhi's revenge	Stomach upset from an Indian curry
Gordon Bennett	Exasperation
Grand	£1000

Heave ho	Ending a relationship
He who dares, wins	Go for the opportunity
Hooky	Stolen
Hump	Annoying or iritating

Jacksie	Backside
Jaffa	One who fires blanks

Khazi	Toilet or washroom
Kosher	Pukka or fine

Lively	Quicker than expected
Lovely jubbly	Marvellous, fantastic

Maxwell money	Insurance payout
Millionaires	Very rich
Monkey	£500
Morrocan woodbines	Drugs, cigarettes
Mutton	Deaf or hard of hearing

Nick	Prison
Noofter	A gay person

Old Bill	Police
Old flame	Girlfriend from the past

Peepers	Eyes
Pirate	Illegal
Plonker	Stupid
Polizia	Police
Pony	£25
Potless	No money anywhere
Poxy	Small
Pranny	Idiot
Preggers	Expecting a 'sprog' or child
Pukka	Perfect or genuine

Readies	Cash
Ruby	Indian cuisine

Sam and ella	Salmonella poisoning
Schtum	To keep quiete
Score	£20
Sharpish	Quick or lively
Sort	Woman or bird
Sprog	Baby
Statelitte	Satellite dish
Stoke on trent	A gay person
Stone me	Exasperation
Stuke	Trouble, as in "we're in stuke"

Tart	Woman with too much makeup
Tart	To make something look better than it is
Terracotta	The ground
This immortal curl	This world
Toe rag	Annoying individual
Triffic	Wonderful or superb
Twonk	An idiot or dipstick

Up the spout	Pregnant
Urgent	Quick or lively

Wack	You can't wack that
Wally	Stupid
Wallybrain	Even more stupid than a wally
Woofter	A gay person

You know it makes sense

Your way is best