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"I'll buy the sandwiches, 'cus you bought the rolls"
"How the hell can you lose a Ambulance, it has got a blue flashing light on top and in case your peepers arn't too good, it make a sound like a bloddy Air-Raid siren!" "Alright Monkey, Bonjour Monkey, Bye Monkey"... "That was Monkey" "Del, I am 23 years of Age and i am going bald! My heads gonna look like a flipping egg!" "Del, I've got a GCE in maths and art, not a GCE in pork!" "You'd think we've got enough drug users in this area without em recruiting em!" "Well if its a boy, he wants to call it rodney, after Dave." "Rumour has it Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney Trotter wristwatch." Grandad: "The caretaker caught him going down the slide backwards." Rodney: "Backwards? Thats abit dangerous innit? All his conkers and marbles could of fallen out his pockets." Rodney: "You always tell me how you kept me and how you looked after me.. but you've never told me why?" Del: "To tell you the truth... the council wouldnt let me kep a dog in the flat..." Vicar: "Has erm...Anyone seen my hat? It was here somewhere..." Albert: "Its no laughing matter, Cassandra's gone to live in a foreign country" Del: "No no, she's gone to spain!" Rodney: "Del, It Says Rooney!" Del: "No, no, its copperplate writing" Del: "Then theres you with that computer..." Rodney: "My Computer?" Del: "Yeh I've been reading about it, all those computer viruses!" Del: "To spend the rest of my life, in this wheel chair..." Trigger: "Still, could of been worse del. My gran had one with a squeaky wheel" |